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When push came to shove, it turned out that fading pop superstar Michael Jackson simply couldn’t stomach the idea of competing with Forbidden Broadway.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Jackson had been in rehearsals for a series of comeback concerts in and around London later this summer. <\/p>\n

However, another entertainment juggernaut, the Tony-Award-Winning theatrical spoof Forbidden Broadway<\/strong><\/em>, is also about to open in London. <\/p>\n

Sources close to Jackson’s paedophilia defense attorneys confirmed early Friday that the idea of competing with the the other show simply left him petrified.<\/p>\n

“Thriller” may have sold 26 million copies, ” Jackson reportedly said, during a recent conversation he had while wearing a NASA space suit while playing on a seesaw, “But Forbidden Broadway <\/strong><\/em>has been running all over the world since 1981. You can’t deny its power.”<\/p>\n

Evidently, during recent weeks, Jackson had been missing rehearsals, and would often be found underneath his kitchen table, rocking, and softly singing the lyrics to “Liza One-Note, ” Forbidden Broadway<\/strong><\/em>‘s famous parody of Jackson’s friend Liza Minelli. <\/p>\n

“In the end, it was just too much for him, ” Jackson’s talent-free informercial diva sister La Toya confirmed to investigators. “Yesterday he said to me, ‘Have you SEEN Alessandrini’s version of Les Miserables?! I’m just one man! I shouldn’t have to go up against that!'”<\/p>\n

As to whether the end came through actual suicide or simple collapse, that is for the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office and the seven TMZ<\/strong><\/em> paparazzi reporters assigned to the case to decide. <\/p>\n

Forbidden Broadway<\/strong><\/em>‘s creator, Gerard Alessandrini, and the London production’s director, Phil George, could not be reached for comment. <\/p>\n

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