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One of the most disturbing things I notice about “the kids today” is the utter disinterest in anything that happened more than five minutes ago.

Displaying this depressing and alarming tendency was Meghan McCain on last week’s “Real Time With Bill Maher.”

Meghan McCain is more than just the adorable 25 year old daughter of John McCain; she’s a political activist! Just ask her!

She was there to discuss her efforts to bring about bipartisanship in American politics. An admiral goal. Go Meghan.

But then she opened her mouth. Oh dear.

TWICE during her ten-minute segment, she declared something to be irrelevant to her life because it happened before she was born.

She joined Bill and his other guests in discussing the recent history of partisan bickering that has (arguably) poisoned American politics.

She stated that she was sick of Obama blaming everything on Bush. CNN news analyst Paul Begala broke in, pointing out the inconvenient truth that Reagan blamed everything on Jimmy Carter.

Perky Meghan sniffed and retorted, “Well that happened before I was born, so I wouldn’t know.”

Begala looked at her incredulously and replied, “Well I wasn’t born during the French Revolution, but I know about that.”

To which McCain replied, “Oh yeah, you just know everything, don’t you?”

. . . thus supporting another destructive trend in American culture, scorn for education and knowledge.

Cindy McCain was born in 1984, a good decade after the Vietnam War. I wonder how her father feels about the idea that his suffering in a prison camp that war is irrelevant to his daughter.

If she and people like her are the future of the Republican Party, I don’t think we liberals have anything to worry about.


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[London]

When push came to shove, it turned out that fading pop superstar Michael Jackson simply couldn’t stomach the idea of competing with Forbidden Broadway.

Jackson had been in rehearsals for a series of comeback concerts in and around London later this summer.

However, another entertainment juggernaut, the Tony-Award-Winning theatrical spoof Forbidden Broadway, is also about to open in London.

Sources close to Jackson’s paedophilia defense attorneys confirmed early Friday that the idea of competing with the the other show simply left him petrified.

“Thriller” may have sold 26 million copies, ” Jackson reportedly said, during a recent conversation he had while wearing a NASA space suit while playing on a seesaw, “But Forbidden Broadway has been running all over the world since 1981. You can’t deny its power.”

Evidently, during recent weeks, Jackson had been missing rehearsals, and would often be found underneath his kitchen table, rocking, and softly singing the lyrics to “Liza One-Note, ” Forbidden Broadway‘s famous parody of Jackson’s friend Liza Minelli.

“In the end, it was just too much for him, ” Jackson’s talent-free informercial diva sister La Toya confirmed to investigators. “Yesterday he said to me, ‘Have you SEEN Alessandrini’s version of Les Miserables?! I’m just one man! I shouldn’t have to go up against that!'”

As to whether the end came through actual suicide or simple collapse, that is for the Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office and the seven TMZ paparazzi reporters assigned to the case to decide.

Forbidden Broadway‘s creator, Gerard Alessandrini, and the London production’s director, Phil George, could not be reached for comment.

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[New York]

Evidently there are some depths to which even Fox will not sink.

At a recent high-level programming meeting at the network, the following programs, all of which have been in development, were canceled.

Bricklaying With the Stars

Last Toddler Standing

So You Think You Can Masturbate

Boy Meets Goat

America’s Next Top Serial Rapist

America’s Got Botulism

American Midol

Who Wants To Marry a Death-Row Inmate?

Are You Smarter than an Evangelical Mississippi Housewife?

Congressional Bloopers and Practical Jokes

Organ Swap

Homo 911

Average Rating: 4.8 out of 5 based on 283 user reviews.

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