Lots of amusement can be had by simply reading the “English” signs around Beijing.  Here are a few of my favorites: 

Original Motive  (a store?)

Outside a monument:  Vigorously Prosecuted All Sorts of Crime

 A bakery:  Bread Talk

Yes House

Urban Street With Peaceful Name Defining Life

And, over the entrance to the Hard Rock Cafe:

No Drugs And Nuclear Weapons Allowed