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Pete Rodriguez was my high school band director.

In time since I’ve been in high school (and let’s face it, I graduated months and MONTHS ago), I’ve always had a moment of confusion when I hear peers talk about “band geeks” or “band queers.” Evidently it’s a tradition that people in high school band are looked down on by the general population.

Know what? That wasn’t true in my high school. At Bryan High School, the band was widely acknowledged for its excellence and the school was damn proud of it. Why? Well, the answer is, mostly: Pete Rodriguez.

Rodriguez (or “Mr. Rod” as he was universally known) had a quiet, no-nonsense demand for excellence which had a way of sneaking up on you and bringing out your best. He was also quirky, funny, smart, and talented.

Never having been an athlete (as hard as that is to believe by looking at me), my experiences in speech/drama and band were my “team” experiences in high school. And Pete Rodriquez was a wonderful coach. He had such confidence in his own abilities that he could afford to talk to you with respect, as if you were a peer. He knew that he could do this without any of us ever mistaking him as an equal — something that absure would have simply never occurred to any of us. However, the respect he gave us, individually and as a group, was quite empowering.

We won lots of awards under his leadership, and had plenty of adventures on the football field and on the road. Perhaps our finest hour together occurred, ironically, in his absence. In 1975 he underwent bypass surgery and missed a few months of work. Under the skilled temporary leadership of Linda Adams and inspired by our desire to “win it for Mr. Rod, ” our symphonic band went on to win “Sweepstakes, ” which was the highest honor possible under the Texas University Interscholastic League’s yearly competition.

Mr. Rod once made a prophetic statement. “You watch, ” he said. “You’ll see. As you get older you’ll find that a huge percentage of your good high school memories have to do with band.”

Of course, he was right.

I called his widow Mary today and told her I couldn’t imagine my high school experience without Pete Rodriguez. I was lucky to know him.

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THE YEAR’S 10 BEST

 

 

*The Color Purple

Kiss of the Spider Woman

Brazil

Out of Africa

Witness

The Purple Rose of Cairo

Prizzi’s Honor

Deperately Seeking Susan

Cocoon

Blood Simple

 

 

DIRECTOR

 

 

*Terry Gilliam, Brazil

Woody Allen, The Purple Rose of Cairo

Hector Babenco, Kiss of the Spider Woman

John Huston, Prizzi’s Honor

Sidney Pollock, Out of Africa

 

 

ACTOR

 

 

*William Hurt, Kiss of the Spider Woman

Raul Julia, Kiss of th Spider Woman

Danny Glover, The Color Purple

Jack Nicholson, Prizzi’s Honor

Jon Voight, Runaway Train

 

 

ACTRESS

 

 

Geraldine Page, The Trip to Bountiful

Vanessa Redgrave, Wetherby

Maryl Streep, Out of Africa

*Whoopie Goldberg, The Color Purple

Jessica Lange, Sweet Dreams

 

 

SUPPORTING ACTOR

 

 

Crispin Glover, Back to the Future

Klaus Maria Brandauer, Out of Africa

Charles Dance, Plenty

William Hickey, Prizzi’s Honor

Don Ameche / Wilford Brimley / Brian Dennehy, Cocoon

John Gielgud, Plenty

 

 

SUPPORTING ACTRESS

 

 

Laraine Newman, Perfect

Judith Ivey, Compromising Positions

Tracy Ullman, Plenty

Carlin Glynn, The Trip to Bountiful

*Oprah Winfrey, The Color Purple

 

 

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

 

 

Witness

*The Purple Rose of Cairo

Brazil

Cocoon

Blood Simple

 

 

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

 

 

Compromising Positions

Prizzi’s Honor

The Color Purple

*Kiss of the Spider Woman

Out of Africa

 

 

SNOB DEPT.: THE WORST MOVIES I DIDN’T’ SEE

 

 

Revolution

Target

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

Agnes of God

Jewel of the Nile

Secret Admirer

Remo Williams

Mischief

Enemy Mine

Marie

Maxie

The Mean Seaon

Santa Claus: The Movie

One Magic Christmas

Songwriter

My Science Project

Alamo Bay

Bring on the Night

Return to Oz

Godzilla 1985

The Bride

The Man With One Red Shoe

Brewster’s Millions

Red Sonja

Death Wish III

Subway

Spies Like Us

Fever Pitch

Teen Wolf

 

 

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER DEPT.:

THE WORST MOVIES I DID SEE

 

 

American Flyers

Lifeforce

Rambo: First Blood II

Baby

King David

St. Elmo’s Fire

Silverado

Volunteers

 

 

MOVIES THAT WERE SURPRISINGLY FUN

 

 

Commando

Compromising Positions

Desperately Seekign Susan

Dawn of the Dead

Return of the Living Dead

A Chorus Line

Into the Night

Day of the Dead

Return of the Living Dead

Cat’s Eye

The Company of Wolves

Pumping Iron II: The Women

Year of the Dragon

Young Sherlock Holmes

Jagged Edge

 

 

THE YEAR’S BEST LINES

 

 

Judith Ivey, in Compromising Positions, discussing a woman who was known to be photographed committing sex acts with certain vegetables:  “Well, if I ever meet her, I’ll remember notto try her cole slaw.”

 

 

The cigarette girl in Desperately Seeking Susan:  “Cigars?  Cigarettes?  Tofutti?”

 

 

Mia Farrow discussing her movie-character-become-flesh boyfriendin The Purple Rose of Cairo: “Sure, he’s fictional, but you can’t have everything.”

 

 

John Wood as the evil bishop in Ladyhawke:  “I believe in miracles.  It’s part of my job.”

 

 

Movie that Made Me Laugh the Loudest the Most Often

 

 

Compromising Positions

 

 

LOOK!  MY INTESTINES!  DEPT.:  BEST CHASE SCENE

 

 

To Live and Die in L.A.

 

 

THE BRITISH ARE YAWNING DEPT.:

NEW HORIZONS IN BORING PRETENTIONS ENGLISH CINEMA

 

 

Dance With a Stranger

A Private Function

The Return of the Soldier

Lily in Love

 

 

THREE REASONS TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE WESTERN FOREVER

 

 

Rustler’s Rhapsody

Silverado

Lust in the Dust

 

 

CAN’T WAIT UNTIL THEY’RE ON PBS DEPT.:

THE YEAR OF THE FABULOUS DOCUMENTARY

 

 

Shoah

George Stevens: A Filmmaker’s Journey

28 Up

Streetwise

Pumping Iron II: The Women

 

 

SHOULD HAVE CALLED GENERAL CASTING DEPT.:

CITATIONS FOR DUBIOUS MARRIAGES OF ACTORS AND ROLES

 

 

Richard Gere as King David

Ann-Margaret as a sexless spinster in The Return of the Soldier

Judd Nelson as a human being in St. Elmo’s Fire

Mickey Roarke as a middle-aged NYC cop in Year of the Dragon

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No work!

No prospects of work!

No money!

Yikes!

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I love Michelle, I really do.  I think she could be the greatest First Lady since Jackie O.

 

However.  She does one thing that undermines her obvious intelligence.  It’s grating on me.

 

There’s this mispronunciation common to people from New York and Chicago.  It involves words which begin with the S T R consonant combination.  Words like “strength”, “street” and “straight.”

 

The mistake is that people mysteriously change the S sound to an SH sound. 

 

So “strength” becomes “shtrength.”  “Street” becomes “shtreet.” 

 

“Shtraight.”

 

“Shtream.”

 

I don’t know why people do this.  But Michelle is a very smart lady and she should know better.  Someone who is close to her needs to sit her down and have her work on this. 

 

For the good of the nation.

 

That is all.

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So here’s the premise:

You find a magic pill that would, if you took it, make you go to sleep and wake up at any point in your past that you choose.  You would be the younger version of yourself, but you would retain all of the knowledge and memory of your experiences.  In effect, it would give you the opportunity to go back and have a “do-over.”

Let’s say you were even allowed to magically bring back a “Little Black Book” with notes on stocks to invest in, flights to avoid, etc.

Would you do it?  How many years would you go back?  What would you try to change? Would you make an effort to “gather up” the important people in your current life again?  Would you marry the same person?  Do the same job?  Live the same place?

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