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You know those internet offers that seem too good to be true?  So much so that you simply ignore them?

CLICK HERE TO GET A 52 INCH SAMSUNG LED LCD HDTV TELEVISION FOR $99!!  You know what I mean.

I ignore them too.

Or I did until yesterday when I logged onto Facebook.  Yes, September 23 was not only the date of longest Facebook DNS debacle, it was also that day that I decided to try my hand at one of these fishy, yet tempting, offers.

Maybe it was the fact that the offer appeared on my Facebook page.  But mostly it was because one of the goodies being dangled in front of me was a $1, 000 Gift Card to Best Buy.  That got my attention.

Here's the screen.   Would YOU have been tempted?
Here's the screen. Would YOU have been tempted?

If I managed to win money on a game show, or have a really good night at the blackjack tables, or successfully engage in a bit of blackmail, the first place I would run to with my questionably-gotten gains would be Best Buy.  All the toys I currently want can be purchased at Best Buy.  Between the 52 inch Samsung television, the PS3, and the Nikon camera and lens that can all be purchased there, I could quickly demolish the largest part of $5, 000 in about an hour at Best Buy.

So I decided to break my own rule and give this damn fake offer a try.  See how far I could get with it.

Next up:  First Steps, First Suspicions.

Average Rating: 5 out of 5 based on 226 user reviews.

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It’s easy for an old actor like me to get depressed about the current state of commercial theater.  Broadway seems to have been taken over by corporate interests and slumming movie and television stars.  A cursory look at the Internet Broadway Database (www.ibdb.com) can be disheartening:  Is there anything there that’s not a rock concert, a Disney franchise, or a revival?

 

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I’m happy to report that Broadway is getting a scandalous blast of fresh air this week in the form of Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson, a new musical by Alex Timbers and Michael Friedman about our charismatic but highly controversial seventh President.

This is a crazy which show comes to Broadway from the downtown New York theater group Les Freres Corbusier.  LFC is, according to their press materials, “devoted to aggressively visceral theater combining historical revisionism, sophomoric humor and rigorous academic research.”  Uh, so noted.

Your immersion into the world of this show begins the moment you enter into Broadway’s Bernard B. Jacobs Theater.  Donyale Werle’s set design spills off of the stage and engulfs the entire theater with an anarchic melange of frontier, rock and roll, and, well, blood.  (Example:  I was sitting almost directly underneath a suspended, full-sized, upside-down pony.  No, don’t ask why.)

Blood?  Yep.  The galaxy of tiny red lights that fill the space set you up for one of the main themes of the evening.  More on that below.

When the show begins, the young cast of fourteen (plus three on-stage musicians) take the stage with an aggressive swagger and high-octane energy that doesn’t let up for the next hour and forty minutes. 

The best way I can describe the delightful show that follows is a combination of history class meets SCTV, blended together in a gumbo of rock and roll and classic burlesque theatrics.

Burlesque?  Let me be clear.  I mean the traditional sense of burlesque; that is, an entertainment style that characterized by extremely broad, even grotesque, parody, and short, staccato rhythms.

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson tells the story of Old Hickory through a series of raucous sketches and songs.  It traces Jackson’s history from his rough-and-ready childhood on the Indian-plagued frontier to his military heroics and ultimately his political triumphs.

Benjamin Walker as Jackson has gotten a lot of buzz, much of it about how hot he is.  In addition, the producers are aggressively marketing the sexy quotient of BBAJ, down to the blurb on the show’s poster – “History just got all sexypants, ” not to mention that the poster itself is a blatant rip-off of the cover of Bruce Springsteen’s Born in the USA album. 

Remind you of anything?
Remind you of anything?

This approach may help sell tickets, but I think it’s selling the show, and Walker, short.  Walker is certainly an attractive leading man, and he can pull off the form-fitting outfits the costumer has put him in with aplomb.  But mostly he’s just good.  It’s a demanding role that allows him to display a dizzying range as a performer.  Like the rest of the show, his performance is funny, sad and smart.

One of the main weapons in the show’s arsenal is a cheerful sense of offensiveness.  Far from trying to clean up the less politically correct aspects of Jackson’s character, BBAJ positively revels in them, and in fact goes out of its way to offend in any other way it can.  This kind of humor – offensive jokes that are funny not because of their specific content but because of their sheer offensiveness – are right up my alley.  Not everyone in the audience agreed, however.  I heard several disapproving mutters from the theater patron sitting next to me as I guffawed at the tasteless fun the show has with the show’s studious narrator character (a hilarious

Kristine Nielsen). 

Neilsen scores big as the deranged narrator.
Neilsen scores big as the deranged narrator.

As mentioned above, the show makes sure you think of Jackson as being drenched in blood. 

Bloody Bloody Benjamin Walker
Bloody Bloody Benjamin Walker

I’m pretty sure the love song between Jackson and his true love Rachel is the first one I’ve ever seen in which the lovers are covered in blood by the last stanza. 

As a production, BBAJ is a remarkable piece of controlled chaos.  The feeling of spontaneity is palpable:  songs and scenes regularly get interrupted or even completely derailed.  The cast is uniformly nimble, strong, and convincing throughout all of the mayhem.  I also could actually understand what they were saying and singing, which is more than I can say for other current shows (COUGH*Next to Normal*COUGH).  Much credit for the antic and intense staging to director Alex Timbers.

Another genius thing the show does is to make the political world of the early 19th Century feel startlingly, alarmingly, familiar.  Far from being a golden age of innocence, the show makes clear that politics and statecraft have always been a corrupt, rigged game.  Playing Monroe, Van Buren, and Clay, respectively, Ben Steinfeld, Lucas Near-Verbrugghe and Bryce Pinkham regularly stop the show with their broad and brave clowning.  And special mention must be made of Jeff Hiller, who turns John Quincy Adams into an astonishingly funny cartoon.

Jeff Hiller knocks it out of the park as John Quincy Adams.
Jeff Hiller knocks it out of the park as John Quincy Adams.

But the most transporting accomplishment of Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson is the fact that, well before the end of the show, you realize that the main character of the play isn’t really Andrew Jackson.  It’s us.  Jackson is merely a stand-in for a nation of people who have always believed two things:  1)  We are the nice guy; the good guy; we believe in freedom and liberty; and 2) What we want, we REALLY want, and we’re going to take it, no matter what.  The sad truth underlying the gonzo humor of the show is that these two beliefs are, of course, mutually contradictory, which means that our proxy Jackson is, like us, both guilty and insane.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a piece of theater that more devastatingly explored the American character than Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson.  I highly recommend you get to the Jacobs Theater posthaste and see it.

Average Rating: 4.5 out of 5 based on 261 user reviews.

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I love Bill Bryson.  So.  Much.  He’s my favorite teacher.  I wish he could be my teacher for every subject.

Average Rating: 5 out of 5 based on 277 user reviews.

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Do any of you techies think any of these laptops could run World of Warcraft reasonably well?

 

HP-4720S-I5430M/4G/500/DR/GWB

MARKETING NAME: ProBook 4720S WH287UT#AVA

UPGRADES:

MEMORY: 4GB=KTC-KTL-TP1066/4G

BATTERY:

ETHERNET: Integrated Ethernet 10/100/1000

MODEM:

PORT REPLICATOR:

DOCKING STATION:

PROCESSOR/SPEED: Core i5 420M, Dual Core (2.26GHz) 3MB cache HM57 Chipset

ARCHITECTURE: PCI

CARD SLOTS: Express Card/34, Media Card Reader

DISPLAY: 17.3″ LED Backlit HD anti-glare (1600×900 resolution)

GRAPHICS: 512MB dedicated ATI Mobility Radeon HD4350 DirectX 10.1 (discrete),

DirectX 10 (integrated) capable

STANDARD RAM: 4GB DDR3 1066MHz SDRAM MAX: 8GB SLOTS: 2 Available: 0

HARD DRIVE: 500GB 7200rpm SATAII

OPTICAL STORAGE: DVD+-RW Drive Lightscribe

INTERFACES: 1 VGA, 1 HDMI, 1 Stereo microphone in, 1 Stereo headphone/line out,

1 Power connector, 1 RJ-45, 1 Combo eSata/USB 2.0, 3 USB 2.0

NETWORKING: Integrated 10/100/1000 Ethernet/LAN

WIRELESS: Atheros 9285G 802.11 b/g/n HP Integrated Module with Bluetooth

Wireless Technology, Bluetooth Specification v2.1 compliant

KEYBOARD: 101/102 key US layout (includes numeric keypad)

TRACKING DEVICE: Clickpad (TouchPad)

SOUND: Audio type Two-channel high-definition audio codec

Audio controller IDT 92HD81B

Stereo conversion 24-bit (analog-to-digital and digital-to-analog)

A/C Adapter: 210Watt

BATTERY: 9-Cell extended life 90Whr battery

SOFTWARE: Microsoft Windows 7 64-Bit

OTHER FEATURES:

Bluetooth 2.1

 

Introduced 06/02/10 Mfr. Part No: 2537NQ7 (CTO)

LNV-T410-I5540M/500/4G/DR/MG2B Ds:ThinkPad T410 i5 540M

MARKETING NAME: ThinkPad T400

UPGRADES:

MEMORY: 4GB= KTC-KTL-TP1066/4G

BATTERY: 6-Cell=LVN-57Y4185 9-Cell=LNV-57Y4186

ETHERNET: Integrated Ethernet 10/100/1000

MODEM: Integrated 56K (V.92)

PORT REPLICATOR: LNV-45K1610

DOCKING STATION:

PROCESSOR/SPEED: Core I5 540m (2.53GHz), 3MB Cache, with Mobile Intel QM57

Express Chipset

CARD SLOTS: One 34mm Express Card slot

Smart Card Reader

DISPLAY: 14.1″ WXGA+ Active Matrix (TFT) display

GRAPHICS: 1440 x 900 Anti Glare LED Backlight, 16:10 ratio, nVidia 3100M 512MB

Dedicated Graphics with Switchable technology

STANDARD RAM: 4GB DDR3 1066 MHz SDRAM MAX: 8GB

SLOTS: 2 Available: 1

OPTICAL STORAGE: /DR= DVD-Writer – removable plug-in module

HARD DRIVE: 500 GB – Serial ATA-150 – 7200 rpm

INTERFACES:

4 x Hi-Speed USB – 4 pin USB Type A one powered

1 x display / video – VGA – 15 pin HD D-Sub (HD-15)

1 x display port

1 x modem – phone line – RJ-11

1 x network – Ethernet 10Base-T/100Base-TX/1000Base-T – RJ-45

1 x IEEE 1394 (FireWire) – 4 pin FireWire

1 x eSATA

1 x microphone – input – mini-phone 3.5 mm

1 x headphones – output – mini-phone stereo 3.5 mm

1 x docking / port replicator

NETWORKING: Integrated Ethernet 10Base-T/100Base-TX/1000Base-T – RJ-45

WIRELESS: Intel WiFi Link 6200; IEEE 802.11b, IEEE 802.11a, IEEE 802.11g, IEEE

802.11n, Bluetooth 2.1

KEYBOARD: 87 key US layout; Keyboard, TrackPoint, UltraNav; Spill-proof

TRACKING DEVICE: TrackPoint, UltraNav

SOUND:

Audio Output: Sound card

Audio Codec: CX20561

Compliant Standards: High Definition Audio

Audio Input: Microphone

TELECOM:

Modem: Fax / modem

Max Transfer Rate: 56 Kbps

BATTERY:

Technology: 6-cell lithium ion

Installed Qty: 1 / 2 (max)

Run Time (Up To): 6.5 hour(s)

SOFTWARE: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional

 

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DELL-D630-T7500/120/2G/DR/MGWB

MARKETING NAME: Latitude D630

UPGRADES:

MEMORY: 512MB=;1GB=DELL-A0529982; 2GB=DELL-311-5697

BATTERY: DELL-312-0383

BATTERY CHARGER:

ETHERNET: Included 10/100/1000

MODEM: Included 56K

PORT REPLICATOR:DELL-310-7704

DOCKING STATION: DELL-310-2873

PROCESSOR/SPEED: Intel Core 2 Duo T7500 (2.2GHz) wih 4MB L2 cache with Intel

GM965 system chipset

ARCHITECTURE: PCI

CARD SLOTS:

DISPLAY: 14.1″ TFT active-matrix LCD; 1440×900 colors WXGA+ display; 16.8M

colors

GRAPHICS: Intel X3100 Media Accelerator with up to 224MB shared memory

STANDARD RAM: 2GB DDR2 667MHz MAX: 4GB SLOTS: 2, 0 available

FLOPPY: Optional, does not come standard.

OPTICAL: /D= 8x DVD; /DC= combo DVD/CD-RW drive (8x DVD, 4x CD-RW, 8x CD-R, 24x

CD), /DR= 8x DVD+/-RW

INTERFACES: 4 USB V2.0, serial, infrared (1.1 and 1.0), video (15-hole) and

S-Video out connectors, RJ-45 LAN and RJ-11 modem ports

NETWORKING: Integrated 10/100/1000Base-TX Ethernet and Intel 3945 WLAN

(802.11a/g) mini-PCI card

KEYBOARD: 87 key U.S layout

TRACKING DEVICE: Dell DualPoint pointing device (Touch Pad & Touch Stick)

SOUND: AC97 (Soft Audio)/ICH3. 20-bit stereo-digital to analog and 18-bit

stereo analog to digital

BATTERY: 6-cell 56WHr Smart Lithium Ion

AC ADAPTER: 65-watt

INTERNAL SPEAKERS: Two 4-0hm.

Integrated Smart Card reader: Provides strong industry standard two-factor user

authentication (when used with a smart card and applicable software)

-Cards supported: ISO 7816 1/2/3/4 microprocessor

cards (T=0, T=1), 3v & 5v, Java Card;

-Reader certification: WHQL certified for Microsoft

PC/SC, EMV Level 1, 9600 to 115200 BPS

OPERATING SYSTEM: Windows XP SP2

Average Rating: 4.8 out of 5 based on 284 user reviews.

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