Scandinavia is full of examples of great modern design, and Copenhagen is no exception.
Here’s the epic Opera House, which opened in 2005.
You can’t tell from here, but its physical position is part of its design. It’s directly across the canal from and in line with the Royal Palace. The city didn’t want it built there. But the Chairman of Maersk (which is headquartered in Copenhagen) said, “I’m paying for it. I get to say where it is.”
It was closed; I was sorry I didn’t get to go inside.
Then there was this very elegant office block duo near my hotel.
I saw lots of other nice things in the city. Following is a random sampling.
I learned of this new pastime the Danish people had invented, known as “Smokebathing.”
Few people realize the yucca plant is actually Danish in origin.
The Church of our Savior, in addition to featuring the corkscrew steeple I climbed, has this out-of-control pipe organ supported by dressed-up elephants!
The streets were full of dashing Danes.
Thumbs-up to Copenhagen, which turns out to be pretty wonderful, wonderful after all.
Plus, the grocery store checkers look like this:
Coming next: Back to Sweden, this time to Gothenburg!
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What began to win me over to Copenhagen was the people. The Danes are the happiest people in the world (seriously) and this makes the city a pleasant place to visit.
I began to see this on my Segway tour, which gave me a good overview of the old portions of the city.
Next door to the Segway place is the super-cool Downtown Copenhagen Hostel. Now, I normally don’t talk about or even think about youth hostels that much. I felt I’d pretty much aged out of them by the time I took my first trip to Europe at age 27. But this place is just really groovy. The ground floor is a large, extremely welcoming tavern, with lawn chairs lining the street and a giant bed for lounging on in one corner. If I was twenty-two, I’d totally stay here.
Anyway, back to the Segway tour. Our guide was a charming Estonian grad student and he guided us through many of the most important landmarks of Denmark’s capital city. Everywhere we went I thought more and more about happy Danes. At the Royal Palace complex we learned about how Queen Margrethe is famous for her smoking out in the plaza, and how Crown Princess Mary was an avid jogger who had coffee in the same little coffee shop most mornings. You know, just out in public like a person.
But that was just the window dressing. Coming from a country where the government is so often seen as the enemy, it was once again a pleasure to see the benefits of living in a place where the government considered it’s role was to make the lives of the citizens better.
A few years ago, a large survey found the average health level of the Copenhageners to be not at all optimal. The government began an ambitious program to encourage health and fitness. You see evidence of this everywhere you look.
Check this out. It’s trampolines ON THE SIDEWALK. How fantastic is that?
[Sorry I don’t have my own photo here; not easy to get the shot when you’re whizzing by on a Segway.]
I think this emphasis on health contributes to the Danish happiness factor. Look at these bicycles:
Forty percent of Copenhageners commute by bicycle. As in Stockholm, the bicycle lanes are raised, smooth, ubiquitous, and separate from car and pedestrian lanes. (Also, oddly, hardly anyone wears helmets.) With all that aerobic exercise comes a steady endorphin flow that I’m sure helps everyone’s mood.
Here’s another reason I think the Danes are so flippin’ happy. Check out the Rosenberg Castle Gardens:
This is about 4:00 p.m. On a normal, sunny, weekday. It’s not a holiday, it’s just a summer Tuesday.
Every time I come to Europe I am reminded about how the people here have a much better idea about the importance of life over work.
If you think this means Denmark is a country of shiftless, lazy people, check again. It has one of the strongest economies in Europe.
The City of Copenhagen has a plan to be Carbon-Neutral within a few years.
I never saw litter on the streets anywhere I went in the city.
The tour was so successful even the brutally cliche visit to the stupid Little Mermaid statue couldn’t lower my mood. For long.
Coming next: More Danish Delights!
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Since I first began my foreign travels, I have had the following informal rule:
If I can pay to climb it, I will pay and climb it.
This was true in my first European city, Paris, in 1987, when I first climbed the towers of Notre Dame (226 feet tall, finished in 1250) to commune with the gargoyles. On that same trip, I climbed the Leaning Tower of Pisa…when there were no rails!
Probably my most memorable climb was in 1989 in Sienna, Italy. The beautiful main square of the town features the 289-feet-tall Torre del Mangia from 1348. It stands proudly over a red scalloped Piazza like a royal scepter. Per usual, I bought my ticket for the privilege of climbing it.
Like many towers, it gradually became slimmer as it got higher. Even at its widest, it was pretty narrow.
And there was just one staircase, of course, shared by climbers going up and climbers going down. This was not much problem near the bottom, but it got worse and worse as one approached the top.
For the last third it got very tight indeed. The only problem with this, I happened to remember about 300 steps up, was that I am highly, highly claustrophobic. Like, really, excrutiatingly bad.
At a certain point the tight space became so crowded I couldn’t budge. No way up, no way down. People crawling over me, pressing into me. Near darkness.
It was the worst claustrophobic incident I have had in my life. Yecchh.
Anyway, eventually made it to the top with my sanity battered and bruised but otherwise intact.
Cut to yesterday. On my Segway tour my first day in Copenhagen, I noticed this incredible steeple:
“What is that?” I asked Rainer, our adorable Estonian grad student tour guide.
Rainer explained that it was the famous Vor Frelsers Kirke, or Church of Our Savior.
“Can you climb that tower?”
Plans for next day made.
I took the bus to Christianhavn, the lovely district across the big canal from the old part of town. I was planning on going there anyway, as I wanted to people-watch while in Copenhagen, and I wanted to people-watch Danes, not just tourists. Christianhavn is a real neighborhood.
I made my way to the church and dutifully paid for my entry. And started up.
When I first climbed the towers of Notre Dame, I was twenty-seven and slim. As I began lumbering up the 380 steps of the steeple, I reflected upon the fact that I am now fifty-five and, well, not slim. No matter! As I have proven over and over again, I can climb anything if you let me go at my own pace. My recent successful scalings of Nob Hill and Pacific Heights in San Francisco attest to this fact. So bravely up I headed.
The Church of Our Savior was finished in 1752 and the corkscrew spire is 270 feet high.
Look at that steeple again. Notice anything odd about it?
That’s right. The upper portion of the climb is done on the outside of the tower. Yeah, you read that right. This is not an outing for the acutely acrophobic.
The first third of the way was just making our way up through the first levels of the church, and the steps were pretty normal.
Then I got to the middle portion, still inside, but narrow, very steep and very high steps. Really almost ladders. Ugh. But I did fine.
Finally, the steeple. The outside part. The good news was that the steps were very shallow on this portion. Almost a ramp. Easier, step-wise.
The bad news was… did I mention that at this point I was outside? Now, you’d think this would be no problem. I don’t have acrophobia. Heights rarely bother me. In fact, I have frequently found them exhilarating, I’ve frequently described myself as acrophilic.
So crawling up the outside of a skinny, brick, 600 year old tower shouldn’t be any problem for me, right?
At first it wasn’t. But then the higher I got, and the narrower the tower got, and the more crowded it got, the less okay I became.
The railing to my right seemed nice and solid, but it was the only thing between me and a horrible fall. And I was frequently pushed up against it as other tourists heading down had to pass me on the left.
Then I began to think about how old the steeple was. Up here near the top, it was literally less than two yards wide. Had it been retrofitted lately, I wondered? How much strain does it put on a narrow brick tower when hundreds of tourists climb up and down each day? Wasn’t it designed for just one or two deranged curates to ascend and descend occasionally?
What if this was the day, the hour, the minute, that all this tired fourteenth-century masonry, undermined by thousands of bitter winter days and millions of heavy-footed tourists, finally decided to call it a day? What if my desire to climb finally cost me everything?
My sense of unexpected and sudden acrophobia became sharper and sharper, but it was never quite debilitating. I even found the fortitude to switch lenses on my camera at one point, which I assure you was no small feat.
Something that helped was that there were plenty of fellow climbers around me having a much worse time than I was. I struck up a conversation with a nice but terrified British lady as she was heading up and I was heading down.
“If it’s any consolation, ” I said gently, “It gets much narrower and scarier as you go up.” I’m a giver.
Going down the steeple was scary because, since I was on the inside now, I couldn’t hang on the railing for dear life. The center core had nothing to hold onto. I hadn’t realized until I started down that I’d been depending on the outside railing so much. I was shaking a bit by the time I made it to the steep, middle, indoors portion of the climb.
This was the steep portion, and while it wasn’t scary, it was much more dangerous going down than going up had been. Falling was a real possibility.
I made it out alive and looked back up admiringly at the tall, skinny tower I had just conquered. I thought back to that harrowing 1989 brick tower climb in Sienna. Despite my fears today, I realized that I’d still take Tower Acrophobia over Tower Claustrophobia any day.
I’m glad I did it and I’ll continue climbing stuff as long as I am able to!
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Note: All of the photos in this edition, except for the title shot at the top, were taken with my phone, not my real camera. The management regrets any inconvenience to the reader.
So. After my big love affair with Stockholm, could my next port of call, Copenhagen, possibly compete? This is what I was wondering as I lumbered off of the train.
Outside: Iron gray skies and lots and lots of grim, drab, reddish brown brick. And across the street? The famous Tivoli Gardens, which I’d read about all my life, was not the glittering fantasy garden I’d always imagined. It’s a hundred years old, and it feels much more like Coney Island than Epcot.
Okay, maybe I’m being a little hard on Tivoli. But it wasn’t the glittering, shimmering fantasy land that I’d always imagined it would be.
Then there was this guy. I realize we Americans dress like slobs, but really? A tie at an amusement park?
Visually, Copenhagen, with its brown brick and flat, ancient fortress-town feel, simply cannot compete with fairy-tale, hilly, island-sprinkled Stockholm. Frankly, very few cities could.
The park had the usual unlikely claims outside food shops:
Outside the park, Copenhagen wasn’t winning my heart yet, either.
Of course, they went there:
And why is there a statue of Danny Kaye in the middle of Copenhagen?
And all that dreary brown red brick.
So was this to be my lasting impression of Wonderful, Wonderful Copenhagen? It turns out all it took was a little Segway tour to begin turning me around on the Danish capital…
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