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Lately I’ve been using my new Netflix account to catch up on all of the old Disney animated features that I’ve never seen.  I missed most of the package pictures from the WWII era, as well as a few others.

Ever heard of that Disney classic Make Mine Music?  How about Mr. Toad?  Melody Time?

Well.  It turns out there’s a REASON most these movies are obscure.

But at least I was able to get through those.  Lately I’ve been trying to get through The Sword in the Stone and it’s just sooo crushingly boring and unfunny and filled with bad music that I just can’t watch it all.  Even the Black Cauldron was better than this (actually it wasn’t bad . .  more on that later).

Average Rating: 4.5 out of 5 based on 190 user reviews.

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I know I should be supportive of this; I know you love it . . . . it just scares the shit out of me.  If I ever get the email about your heroic final days on K2, I will dig you up and kill you again.  But the death you suffer at my hands won’t be the cushy comfort of going to sleep in the snow or plunging 13, 000 feet onto sharp rocks.   No, the deliverance I will deliver will consist of, among other things, 1) watching Pauly Shore movies, 2) eating nothing but liver, 3) listening to a merry medley of Christian Rock, old Marie Osmond records, The Best of American Idol and white rap.  Death will be slow and very unpleasant.

Average Rating: 4.7 out of 5 based on 271 user reviews.

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