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The cinematic snarling MUST STOP.

Christian Bale almost ruined The Dark Knight and Batman Begins with it.  Whenever he spoke from within the Batsuit, his speech was a low, guttural, utterly expressionless growl.  No change of inflection, no color, nothing.  I can’t believe someone as talented and perceptive as director Christopher Nolan would let him get away with it.

Where did this daffy choice come from?  I suspect from the world of video games.  Metal Gear Solid is one of the most popular and revered of all game franchises.  Though not my cup of tea, the games had many fine qualities and legions of fans.

I was always baffled when actor David Hayter’s voice work was praised as the games’ main character.  In sequel after sequel, it was always the same thing:  a guttural, expressionless snarl, speaking every single line exactly the same way.  It was that stupid In-Batsuit-Snarl.  Everyone (weirdly) found that brilliant.

A much better model would have been the wonderful voice acting Stephen Russell did as the title character in the Thief games.  He, too, played a dark, shadowy character, but his performance used much more nuance and color.

Well, now the Snarl Virus is spreading.  Clint Eastwood has been using it for years (thought it’s not as bad in his recent, wonderful, Gran Torino).

Have you seen, or more importantly, heard, the trailers for the upcoming megamovie Watchmen?  The talented Jackie Earle Haley plays Rorschach and uses the exact same monochromatic drone.

This must stop.  Immediately.

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Have you noticed that for the last year or two the paper used in restaurants and shops to print credit card receipts are on magic new paper that’s almost completely impervious to the ink of a ballpoint pen?  Who was the genius who came up with this?

Was no testing done?  Considering the purpose of this paper is so that customers can, uh, write on it, wouldn’t its ability to absorb ink be a consideration when designing said paper?

Remarkable.

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I’m really very extremely exceedingly freaked out over the economy.  It’s affecting my work in a catastrophic way.  I don’t know if I’ll be able to keep my apartment.

The only time I get optimistic is when I hear President Obama speak.  Did you watch that speech last week?

This is a seriously ambitious, smart, and determined guy.  Listening to him I get the feeling that if ANYONE can help us find our way out of this mess, it’s him.  I really think he might have greatness in him.  I sure hope so, don’t you?

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Today I had a surreal experience I don’t expect will be repeated any time soon.

 

Still living on Central Standard Time, woke up at 6:30 a.m. and showed up at the gym too early for it to be open.

 

ZOMG!  I assumed my gym was open early on the weekends just like it is during the week, but evidently that isn’t true.

 

There should have been a photo crew to record this rare and, dare I say it, unprecedented event!

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