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Munich
May 17, 2011 

Completely different topic! During the last couple of years, I’ve been very entertained and inspired by a writer named John Scalzi.  He has rapidly growing stature in the science fiction field, but like me he also writes about movies and video games, as well as lots of other types of writing.  His long-running blog, The Whatever, is full of gossipy anecdotes, testimonials and opinions on, among many other things, the writer’s life. john scalzi

I’ve always known what a lazy writer I am.  That, frankly, was a major reason for keeping this travel journal.  Just a test of my writing endurance:  Could I successfully maintain a daily blog for a twelve week period?  I’ve been pleased with the results, mostly, and, inspired by Mr. Scalzi in several different ways, I’m eager to roll my sleeves up and try to earn more of my living by writing.

An area I’m interested in investigating is, duh, travel writing. I enjoy traveling so much, and I clearly like talking about it with my keyboard.  I wonder if I can find some outlets where I can submit some travel writing?

old mans warIt’s important for me to feel inspiration at this moment, because, as this job is winding down and I don’t have much else in the pipeline, I’m starting to feel the creeping “What If I Don’t Get Another Gig For Six Months” dreads.  You might think I’d have a ton of money stockpiled after this assignment, but it’s going to be a surprisingly small amount.  No, it’s not because I’m a crack addict or a shopaholic (anyone who knows my wardrobe knows this isn’t true).  It’s because whever you start working after not working for a while, you’re digging yourself out of a hole for a certain number of paychecks.  In my case, it was a big damn hole.

So the reason I won’t have a year’s worth of dollars ready to take care of me when I return to Los Angeles is that I’ve paid off three of my four credit cards and gotten caught up (to a certain degree) on back taxes.  Not completely caught up, I hasten to add.  But I’ve made good progress.

So I need to keep working, damnit.

I also need to stop depending so utterly on this software training work.  I love doing it, and I enjoy the jobs when they come.  But they are too sporadic these days.  They should be supplemental income, not my only income.  And if I’m not willing (or able?) to get an in-house training job, I need to have a second major source of income.  Perhaps it’s stupid to hope writing could be that source, but still, it’s a goal.  The idea feels right inside my head.  We’ll see.writers-market_medium

Areas I’d Like to Try Writing More On

  • Books (duh)
  • Games (duh)
  • Movies (duh duh)
  • Travel
  • Politics/Gay Rights
  • Politics/Rational Thought vs. Superstition in Public Policy
  • Pets
  • Food
  • Low Carb Living

 

Am I leaving out anything obvious here?

Tommorrow:  Back to Munich stuff!

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Munich
May 16, 2011 

A Plea for A Little Brevity

Hi, Friend! 

Always great to see you!  You’re looking well.  Why thank you, I’m well, too.

You say you have a problem you think I can help you with?  Terrific.  Please tell me about it.

I see.  I see.  Yes.  I think I understand.  That is indeed A Situation.  And one that I am sure I can help you with.

I believe I understand The Situation.  Thank you for describing it clearly.  Now what shall we do about The Situation?

I see, yes.  You’d like me to take Course of Action in order to help you with The Situation?  Why, I’d be more than happy to help you.  Course of Action is right in my wheelhouse.  You’ve come to the right person to help you with this particular Situation.  Thanks.  I’ll get right on that.  Talk to you later—  what, sorry?

Oh, yes.  That’s right.  You tell me you have a Situation.  Yes, I understand. 

Yes, and you’d like me to take Course of Action.  Yes, that was clear.  I’ve got it.  Thanks again.  Well, I’d better get back to what I was doing…

[Sigh.]  Yes.  Yes.  I promise I heard you the first two times.  You have a Situation.  Got it.  I promise you, I got it the first two times.  Yes.  And you think the only sensible solution is for me to enact Course of Action.  I fully agree with you.  I’ve been agreeing with you for ten minutes.  Yes.  Now if we could just wrap this up . . .

Oh.  My god.  You’re starting back on the loop again.  What is it that I have to do to jar you out of the loop and extricate myself from this increasinly tedious conversation?

Yes.  Course of Action.  I think I am going to set myself on fire now. 

A Situation? Really?  Yes, that is soooo fascinating.  Do you happen to have anything really sharp?

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Why does this happen?  Why do people not trust that you understand the information the first couple of times they tell it to you?  Why does this converstation take fifteen minutes when it should take two minutes?  That’s thirteen minutes I’ll never get back.

 

 

What should be this:

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Becomes this ghastly, endless loop:

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Why do people do this?  Do they have all day to talk about this issue? I don’t.  How do we extricate ourselves from these excruciationly attenuated conversations without seeming terribly rude?

If Only There Were Polite Escapes From People Who…

  • …talk in endless loops
  • …tell endless boring stories
  • …tell endlless boring stories about their jobs
  • …make condescending judgmental statements regarding their beliefs in the supernatural
  • …say things like “anyhoo” and “I guess I shouldn’t kid a kidder” and “working hard?  Or hardly working?” or “what can I do you for” or “bassackwards”

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