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Bruges, Ghent
April 25, 2011

Distance Traveled Today:  194

Distance So Far:  7894

In Bruges

From the canal
From the canal

Fun, long excursion day to Bruges and Ghent, the two jewels in the crown of historic Flanders.

Both cities were hugely important for a long time.  They were both ports (reachable from the sea by canals) and were heavily involved in the Flemish cloth trade.  Then two horrible things happened:  Silt filled in their harbors and those damned English figured out a way to make cloth as nice as the Flemish stuff for much less.  That and a reprisals from a bit of political disobedience killed both towns.  Now they are both sturdy, mid-sized cities who earn a lot of their dough from tourists like me.

Make sure you spring for the most expensive candles; this guarantees that God fast-tracks an answer to your prayer.
Make sure you spring for the most expensive candles; this guarantees that God fast-tracks an answer to your prayer.
Okay,  I'm firing my cleaning lady
Okay, I'm firing my cleaning lady

I have one question for the horrible Spanish family who sat behind me on the bus.  Why would you take a two year old on a 10 hour bus and walking tour to Ghent and Bruges?  Why, oh why?  What a shock that he didn’t have a good time.  And as everyone knows, if a two year old who’s sharing a confined space with you isn’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

Didn't have time to climb it.   But damnit if Brendan Gleeson can climb it,  I can climb it.
Didn't have time to climb it. But damnit if Brendan Gleeson can climb it, I can climb it.

I kept looking for an opportunity to push the tot into one of the many scenic canals we visited during the day, but no appropriate opportunity presented itself.

Bruges is the smaller of the two cities, but its historic district is much larger.  It is indeed a jewel.  I had just the day before ascended the many winding stairs to the tippy top of the bell towers of Notre Dame, so I wasn’t sure if I was up to doing the same thing in Bruges.  The clock tower in the center of town figures prominently in the fabulous movie In Bruges, and I really wanted to climb it . . . I think.  Perhaps fortunately, the line to climb was long and we didn’t have time during our brief stay.  Oh, well. 

I enjoyed the picture taking, particularly around the little lake just outside the town center.  Also, there’s a lovely Michelangelo statue in the cathedral.  He carved it for a church in Siena, but it was acquired by a rich Flemish merchant who brought it home to impress the locals. It’s one of the very few Michalengelos outside of Italy.

One of the few Michelangelos outside of Italy.
One of the few Michelangelos outside of Italy.

After Bruges it was a zip down the highway to Ghent.  By this time the squalling espagnol brat had soured my mood somewhat, so I sort of stomped around Ghent checking out the greatest hits.  Happily, one of the greatest hits was the magnificent altarpiece The Adoration of the Mystic Lamb, from 1432, on display at the St. Bavo Cathedral.  It consists of 24 panels and is quite something.

I guess I don't get the point of black flowers.
I guess I don't get the point of black flowers.

Something that had been bothering me to an increasing degree over the week was concerns about having enough walking-around money.  In Europe, debit cards are used much less commonly than in the States, and I’d had zero luck using either my debit card or my credit card in getting more Euros out of any ATM.  Finally, I scored at a KTB bank ATM in Ghent, rendering Ghent to be an official Wonderful Place. 

I guess wherever you grow up feels normal to you .  .  .
I guess wherever you grow up feels normal to you . . .

 

...  even if it's not.
... even if it's not.

 

Many of these swans are over 600 years old.
Many of these swans are over 600 years old.

 

The main canal in Ghent
The main canal in Ghent

 

When's the last time you saw an actual hurdy-gurdy man?
When's the last time you saw an actual hurdy-gurdy man?

 

 

 

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Polychromatic facade in Ghent
Polychromatic facade in GhentYes, Bruges is a pretty town.
A simple but lovely window in the cathedral in Ghent
A simple but lovely window in the cathedral in Ghent
It's so cool:  For Easter,  the Ghent Cathedral has the Stations of the Cross illustrated with ACTUAL PHOTOS.
It's so cool: For Easter, the Ghent Cathedral has the Stations of the Cross illustrated with ACTUAL PHOTOS.

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Pigeon towers
Pigeon towers

Memorable Tours

  • Walking tour of Nazi Munich, 2006
  • Bus tour of Ming Tombs and Great Wall, 2007
  • Segway tour of old mill area of Minneapolis, 2008

Average Rating: 4.7 out of 5 based on 186 user reviews.

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Paris/Brussels
April 24, 2011

Distance Traveled Today:  162

Distance So Far:  7700

Gare du Nord
Gare du Nord

I have achieved the Notre Dame bell tower! It wasn’t easy.  Months ago when I planned this excursion, I didn’t realize it was to be Easter Week.  Paris was a zoo, and the lines for everything were horrifying.  On Saturday I gave up on the slow-moving line to climb the bell tower.  I arrived early on Easter Morning, got a much better place in line, and got comfortable for my wait.

Ethel Merman posed for this gargoyle sculpture when she was touring Europe in CALL ME MADAM in 1955.   "I just hacked away everything that didn't look like Ethel Merman, " the appalled sculptor said to reporters,  shortly before killing himself.
Ethel Merman posed for this gargoyle sculpture when she was touring Europe in CALL ME MADAM in 1955. "I just hacked away everything that didn't look like Ethel Merman, " the appalled sculptor said to reporters, shortly before killing himself.

Evidently all Scout Guides in Europe come to Notre Dame on Easter Sunday.  There were thousands of them, all in uniform.  I kept wanting to stop them to find out if they practiced institutionalized discrimination like the Boy Scouts of America did, but I didn’t.  I looked it up online later and the answer was more complicated than I expected.  The Guides are completely affiliated with the Catholic Church, so there has been a traditional animus against atheist and homosexual members.  However, in many European countries, these restrictions have been relaxed or eliminated in recent years. 

skinny_windowThe best thing about the Scout Guides was that, since they were European, many of them were smoking.  In uniform.  It was fantastic. I am very sorry I didn’t get a good picture of that.

At last it was my time to climb.  I have to say that getting to the top of the bell tower was certainly harder than it was when I was 27, but I made it without too many palpitations.  Got some good photeax on the top of the Cathedral.  The gargoyles just don’t let you down.

After Notre Dame, I went to that neighborhood the waitress had recommended last night:  Butte aux Cailles.  Must confess I was underwhelmed.  Perhaps because everything, and I mean nearly EVERYthing, was closed for Easter.  I went back to my favorite Montparnasse haunt and had a nice ham egg and cheese crepe for lunch.  Then headed to the Gare du Nord early.

Statler and Waldorf
Statler and Waldorf

If I was a bit let down by my Paris trip, I actually think that’s okay.  I still really enjoyed myself, and if it wasn’t as golden as it was in my memories, that’s a good life lesson.  Memories are fine, but it’s the present that counts.  Maybe after this trip my new favorite city will be Tallinn, or even Moscow.  Who knows?   The best of times must always be NOW, or else we’re doing it wrong.

The design of the Cite Metro station is very Jules Verne.
The design of the Cite Metro station is very Jules Verne.

No problems on the train returning from Paris.  I actually enjoyed my overlong stay at the Gare du Nord.  Sometimes, even in Paris, it’s good to just sit still and do nothing.  I read, worked on my computer, took pictures, etc.

The famous "Honey Badger" gargoyle
The famous "Honey Badger" gargoyle

It is impressive to make the 162 miles between the two cities in just eighty minutes.

I love trains.  I love everything about trains.  I love movies and books set on trains.  I like traveling by train better than any other form of travel, by a wide margin.  Trains are so civilized.

Lookout
Lookout

Sacre Coeur is so breathtaking I can't even come up with a jokey caption.
Sacre Coeur is so breathtaking I can't even come up with a jokey caption.

 

The beauty and majesty of the famous Rose Window in Notre Dame proves that the Judeo-Christian God is actually real.
The beauty and majesty of the famous Rose Window in Notre Dame proves that the Judeo-Christian God is actually real.

 

I love this.   The sign says they're never closed .  .  .  except they are.
I love this. The sign says they're never closed . . . except they are.

see_that_big_board, _son_

“See that big sign, with all the trains schedule on it, Son?”

"Everywhere those trains go,  there are French people smoking."
"Everywhere those trains go, there are French people smoking."

"Papa,  when I grow up,  I want to work in middle management in a drab anonymous office block in Brussels,  and then die of emphysema in my early forties."
"Papa, when I grow up, I want to work in middle management in a drab anonymous office block in Brussels, and then die of emphysema in my early forties."

"You will,  my son.   You will."
"You will, my son. You will."

Memorable Train Rides

Menton (French Riviera) to Pisa, Italy, 1987

Los Angeles to San Francisco, 1994

London to Edinburgh, arriving in Edinburgh in a beautiful snowfall, 1998

Montreal to New York during fall foliage, 2003

The legendary Paris institution of higher learning,  The Sorbonne.   In this very building,  French scientists discovered fire more than 130 years ago,  changing the course of human history and earning the eternal love of candle makers everywhere.
The legendary Paris institution of higher learning, The Sorbonne. In this very building, French scientists discovered fire more than 130 years ago, changing the course of human history and earning the eternal love of candle makers everywhere.
Hot air balloon caught between the towers of St.  Germain-des-Pres
Hot air balloon caught between the towers of St. Germain-des-PresUnder the Tower
This was a lot easier to climb 24 years ago.   But I did it!
This was a lot easier to climb 24 years ago. But I did it!

skinny_gargoyle

Many many scouts!!
Many many scouts!!
I was able to get a piece of the True Cross for the incredible low price of only 7.50 Euro!  This proves that the story of Easter is actually true!
I was able to get a piece of the True Cross for the incredible low price of only 7.50 Euro! This proves that the story of Easter is actually true!

up_the_tower_from_the_bottom

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