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The final stop on my ScandiRAYvia was Bergen, Norway’s second city.  It’s on the southwest coast of the country, and it’s a gorgeous city with a rich history.  And one of the prettiest MacDonald’s you’ll ever see.

I stayed in the local Scandic hotel, and it was my least favorite of all of the hotels on my trip.  It wasn’t offensive or terrible, or anything, just very business-like.  It was also quite large, run with Nordic efficiency and consequently felt a bit like staying in a very comfortable bee hive.

The room I was in also had the single most obnoxious piece of decor I’ve ever experienced in a hotel room.   Check out this American bald eagle image.

Ghastly.   Just GHASTLY.
Ghastly. Just GHASTLY.

The best part:  IT WAS BACKLIT.  It was like having a Coors ad over my bed.  Eeeeek.

But on to Bergen.  This was the coldest I’d been on the trip while at sea level.  It was about 40 degrees there.  In July.  Imagine February.

By this time, I was getting a bit homesick.  But I was still glad I included Bergen on my itinerary.  I think it’s a very underrated tourist destination, and I wished I had had more time to explore it.

There’s a funicular that takes you high above the city for some great views.  I never met a funicular that didn’t like; I’ve taken them in Naples, Paris, Switzerland, LA (Angel’s Flight!)  and any other place I can find them.  My only regret was that I didn’t have a sunny day with blue skies for my vista photo:

Bergen Vista (1 of 1)

But it’s gorgeous!  Here’s some snaps I got while wandering around the city:

Bergen Emo (1 of 1)

 

Bergen Deco (1 of 1)
I’m always a sucker for Deco.
University
University

 

Okay,  so I'm a bit addicted to using my wide angle lens on corners.
Okay, so I’m a bit addicted to using my wide angle lens on corners.

 

Ridiculously attractive McDonald's.
Ridiculously attractive McDonald’s.

Bergen is famous for its Fish Market.

Colorful Bergen Houses (1 of 1)

 

Bergen Fishmarket (1 of 1)

 

Next:  In the Hall of Edvard Grieg!

 

 

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Moscow
May 24, 2011 

Very busy day at work!

Very puzzling ad.   Why is Benicio del Toro selling ice cream bars in Russia.
Very puzzling ad. Why is Benicio del Toro selling ice cream bars in Russia.

I have to say I love the aspects of my visit in Moscow that happily ring the chimes of stereotypes Americans have of Russia.  The super-helpful receptionis is named Svetlana, how great is that.  And on Wednesday the IT director offered me some caviar.  In the office.

I have realized that my travel day on June 4, when I go home, is going to be particularly challenging.  Not only do I have to get up early to catch a 6:55 flight from Helsinki, but I then have a seven hour layover in Munich.  That means, I have to get up insanely early, get on a short flight, then be stuck in an airport literally all day, then get on a twelve hour flight.  A twelve hour flight that I’ll be in a tiny coach seat, yay.  I’m not complaining (well, I am, but I’m in denial about it).  It’s a quality problem, I understand.  I’ll just have to be really zen that day and go to my happy place while the person sitting in front of me leans her coach seat way back so that it’s literally in my face.  For twelve hours.

The new Kremlin-themed casino resort on the Strip in Vegas?
From the river

Alas, I can’t shift the exit from Helsinki do to arcane ticket restrictions, and while I could head into Munich for the day, just the round trip cab fare would be quite expensive.  Grumble.

The new "Kremlin!" casino hotel and resort opening this fall on the north end of the Vegas Strip.
The new "Kremlin!" casino hotel and resort opening this fall on the north end of the Vegas Strip.

After work I just headed back to the hotel to relax.  Near the hotel I stopped into a bakery and got a bacon and green onion muffin that turned out to be heaven on a stick.

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I know I’ve mentioned McDonald’s entirely too many times buyt here I go again.  In addition to being a reliable source for actual fountain Diet Cokes (albeit with sometimes dodgy local recipes), and an escape from intimidating and expensive menus in foreign languages, it’s also a great barometer on “how foreign” a city is. 

The new Peter The Great statue.   Is this Moscow or Treasure Island?
The new Peter The Great statue. Is this Moscow or Treasure Island?

You can judge how alien a place is by how easy or hard a visit to McDonalds is.  I’m serious.  Paris?  No problem.  Even if the menu is in French, it’s a snap.  Belgium?  No sweat.  Germany?  A tiny bit harder, but still not bad.  Tokyo?  Medium challenging.  The saving grace is the employee takes one look at the big round-eye American and simply flips the laminated placemat menu over to the Engrish side. 

Beijing and Moscow McDonalds, however, are challenging.  Mysterious menus, enormous lines, loud foreign voices all around you, intimidating currency, etc. 

kremlin_steepleMy Favorite Muffin Places

  • My Favorite Muffin, Upper West Side, New York (long gone, I’m sure, but it was hell on wheels in the 1980s)
  • Zaro’s, Grand Central Terminal, New York
  • Upside Down Bakery, Moscow
  • Any Mrs. Field’s (their raspberry muffins and chocolate chip muffins are religious experiences)

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